Hickory Dickory Dock

My balls fell out of my jock.
I laid them to rest
On some hooker's chest
And paddled her face with my cock.

Roll, Roll, Roll your cunt
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
And Jack would try to hump her.
Jill said No, and Jack said So
I'll ram it in your dumper.

Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.

Old King Cole was a merry old soul
A merry old soul was he
He chewed off his tit
And ate his own shit
And washed it down with some tea.

Hickory dickory dock
Some chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch on the next block.

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim that pussy it's too damn hairy.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"

Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow.