miðvikudagur, júní 29, 2005

Samræður forseta bandaríkjanna og Guðs:
"God is not Amusing, you said."
"Well? Is he?"
"You can look at the Creation, and dare to say that God is not amusing? Even Mr Henchman didn't make that mistake. Fish with two eyes on the same side of the head? Bushbabies, wallabies, apes? The sight of hippopotamus in love, or lobsters in the mating season, like two broken deckchairs trying to find erogenous zones, or through their eyes, human beings? Not amusing?"
"I meant that God is not amusing to us."
"You have never said anything as hurtful, or as deeply untrue. Why did I create the Unique dimension of laughter, unique to man alone, if I didn't wish my jokes to be appreciated? Laughter is a therapy, a balm, a deflater of all that is solemn and pompous. It is my most refined invention, my most sublime and sophisticated discovery, second only to love."

Tekið úr The old man & Mr Smith eftir Peter Ustinov

fimmtudagur, júní 16, 2005

Ég hef nú ekki hitt margt frægt fólk en ég hitti eldir bróður hans Elton Johns í stofunni minni:

fimmtudagur, júní 09, 2005

Alltaf jafn gaman að fara á pöbbinn.

laugardagur, júní 04, 2005

sorrý fólk, ekkert spennandi hefur gerst uppa síðkastið, fyrir utan að ég keyptir nýjasta diskinn með Bruce Dickinson sem heitir Tyranny of souls, sem er ekki nærri því jafngóður og The Chemical Wedding.

Og svo hef ég verið að lesa heilmikið búin að lesa 3 Discworld bækur eftir meistara Terry Pratchett sem er alltaf jafngaman að lesa. The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents sem var markaðsett sem barnabók en er samt nógu góð fyrir fullorðna, Nightwatch og Jingo og ætla ég nú að lesa The Shield of time eftir Poul Anderson og bíða eftir mömmu 0g pabba.